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Rhymebook
2008. nov. 4.
I DENT IT
(e-card)
I'm a flightless bird
For me, turf is turd
I'm a spiritual Kurd
Who belongs to
An extinct herd
I'm a Basque
Hunted for his tusk
With no chance to bask
On the beach with a flask
Of cheepo wine
And a sunscreen masque
I'm an Inuit
With a Danish passport
To begin wit'
I'm a banned Talib
Sippin' on prime Kweli
Tea
I'm a bleeding veggie
I'm a chili con carnage
My nation's
A bucketful of unsold red
Carnations
I'm a Roma Hutu
I'm a Jewish Gipsy
I'm a gay pope
I'm a lesbian grizzly
I'm all this shit and
I'm none of it really
coz
I'm an ever-heretic
OTHER tick.
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(2008. jan. 9.)
2008. nov. 3.
OPTOMETRICS
(You don't need eyes to see, you need vision*)
Y'all need a thicker glass
In front of ya eyes
If you think that doe come
Thick and fast
Just 'cause you
Hustle and bustle an' be
Sellin' ya rhymes
My mouth explode, run quick, I blast
A hole in the wall of ya cranium
Like a lethally wounded Ukrainian
Pullin' tricks, murderin' with Polonium
Balls, what?! Bitch, your tube Fallopian
Hot, what?! The ass of an Estonian
Hustlin' Finnish vodka in an Oulu pavilion
Or the ass of a caribou Karelian
Parading proudly in front of the Kremlin Mausolem
Of the Waxed Old Wax Doll, Ilyich Leninian
And the lesson is...?
Recognize the political chamelion
When he chants that killin' or grillin' a million
Is justified -- Fuck feud,
The fella's fallacies utopian
Get a life,
Respect life,
And get a thicker glass
In front of your eyes
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* Quote from Reverence by Maxy Jazz (Faithless)
(2008. március 19.)
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